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I hate bad movies. I really do. I actually get really depressed if I’ve seen a bad movie. I was a little hesitant at Gadgetboy’s suggestion this morning to go and see Angels and Demons, but The Da Vinci code wasn’t too bad, and it was certainly better than afternoon class. So off to the mall we went, to see what Tom Hanks and Random European Hottie would be up to this time around. The answer: Nothing.

Gadgetboy says: "This book is the business!"

Gadgetboy says: "This book is the business!"

This movie was the most boring, uninspired, ridiculous, plotless piece of shit ever committed to celluloid. Never in my life have I seen a plot with so many loopholes and general faults. It was bloody horrendous. The plot begins with the ridiculous notion that antimatter can be created and captured and stored in suspension. This is MASSIVE pseudoscience CRAP. Basically this antimatter is a time bomb, as once the antimatter is release all hell will break out or get sucked in a blackhole or something. This main plot device allows for all the other loosely truthful myths about the Illuminati to act as little milestones in what is already a very very weak plot.

If you are a diehard fan of the book, don’t go see this movie. If you just want to see what it’s all about, don’t go see it. If you want to see Ewan McGregor brand himself with an Illuminati symbol whilst shoving fistfuls of popcorn down throat then it’s not too bad.

Just don’t expect to emerge out of the movie theatre happy. It’s truly depressing how bad this film is.


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