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ANTM: Go back to China, bitch.

It is with the greatest of joy that I announce today that Irritating-Asian-Bitch is gone! Greater news there could not be (except maybe a global cure for AIDS or even a drop in the price of milk). She was really beginning to get on my nerve.

The girls had to look cute this week, doing modelling for a Sears catalogue. Sears? What the fuck? That’s not even on the same level as Woolworths in this country. That’s like modelling clothes for Pick and Pay. Or Ackermans. Not to mention the fact the the photographer had about 3 lines of coke before meeting the girls.

The photographer's general view to living life.

The photographer's general view to living life.

But before doing any of that, they had to learn how to pose first, from a lady who in my book is certified batshit insane. No seriously. But she did, however, share a valuable little industry secret, that “We never rat out our bitches!” Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind.

The prize for winning this oh-so-fabulous coke-fuelled part of the show? The entire catalogue. Let’s be honest here, who wants it? Give it to charity bitch, you know you ain’t going to wear it. Besides, they don’t make clothes for people as skinny as you. The winner? The girl from Africa, who spells her name with two ‘N’s.

For the final shoot this week, the girls had to pose as what they wanted to be when they grow up.

When I grow up, I wanna have boobies.

When I grow up, I wanna have boobies.

Well, it would seem, that all the girls want to be are sluts. Seriously. I have never ever in my life seen people in the careers of lawyers, teachers, and human rights activists dress like that. There’s corporate sexiness, and then there’s corparate horniness. I know it’s a fashion shoot, but after the sluttiness of last week’s fairy tales, surely enough is enough? But I couldn’t really care. The bitch is gone.

Go back to China, bitch.

Go back to China, bitch.

And before you all run toward me for hate speech, I’m quoting Donnie Darko.

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